10 things all girls should know about boys
1) they all lie. Even the ones who seem harmless, and you know that they are super in love with ya and you could rip their heart into a million pieces if ya wanted to, still lying about something.
2) there is no knight in shining armor. All boys suck, you just have to look for one who doesn’t suck as much.
3) girls are crazy. I know this isn’t about boys, but I still think everyone should know.
4) stop faking orgasms. Now all boys everywhere seem to think they are super studs, but they aren’t. Not even close.
5) all boys have an ex girlfriend shrine somewhere. It’s super fucking creepy. I personally destroy all evidence of most relationships. But boys are weird. And creepy.
6) boys are selfish. Especially when it comes to sex.
7) don’t dwell on boys. There’s a lot more of them out there.
8) don’t get married, unless you want a life of kids, cleaning, and boring nonsense.
9) don’t let boys know you actually do care about them, because that just fucks everything up.
10) don’t ask questions you don’t want to know the answer to.
